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When I’m trying to diet

laughingstation:

laugh-addict:

Yes! I’m gonna get fit like 

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Then I see a brownie and I’m like

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So I eat it and then I get pissed at myself like

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But then I realize I can just start again tomorrow so it’s okay

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This is me, like every fucking day, of every year, of my life.

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fyeah-i-like-dat:
I just died.
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I just died.

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wheresocietydies:
itseasytoremember:
itseasytoremember:
itseasytoremember:
itseasytoremember:
every day the same telemarketing company calls us. I’ve asked to be taken off their calling list, I’ve tried to be civil, I’ve even tried to not answer the phone, yet they’ll keep calling. So now I’ve resorted to making the phones calls as annoying as possible for them.
Today I asked the person to hold while I got a pen and paper. As of now, they’ve been waiting 45 minutes.
Update:
I just asked him if he was still there, then when he said yes i told him i had found a pen but no paper, but that i’m still looking. It’s been an hour.
I HAVE LITERALLY BEEN ON TUMBLR AND YOUTUBE WHILE THIS GUY WAITS. IT’S BEEN ALMOST AN HOUR AND A HALF
Update:
After an hour and 35 minutes I told him that i had found paper, but my pen was dead. He hung up. Ah well, i’ll just do it again tomorrow!
I love you.


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wheresocietydies:

itseasytoremember:

itseasytoremember:

itseasytoremember:

itseasytoremember:

every day the same telemarketing company calls us. I’ve asked to be taken off their calling list, I’ve tried to be civil, I’ve even tried to not answer the phone, yet they’ll keep calling. So now I’ve resorted to making the phones calls as annoying as possible for them.

Today I asked the person to hold while I got a pen and paper. As of now, they’ve been waiting 45 minutes.

Update:

I just asked him if he was still there, then when he said yes i told him i had found a pen but no paper, but that i’m still looking. It’s been an hour.

I HAVE LITERALLY BEEN ON TUMBLR AND YOUTUBE WHILE THIS GUY WAITS. IT’S BEEN ALMOST AN HOUR AND A HALF

Update:

After an hour and 35 minutes I told him that i had found paper, but my pen was dead. He hung up. Ah well, i’ll just do it again tomorrow!

I love you.

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lolsofunny:

(lol here!)

i love when girls think other girls .....

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jesuschristvevo:

i love when girls think other girls are copying them because they dye their hair the same color like you did not invent red hair


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Things I find strangely pretty: dust swimming in the afternoon sun.

i’ve been waiting for this gif to pop back up in my dash for forever


Things I find strangely pretty:
dust swimming in the afternoon sun.

i’ve been waiting for this gif to pop back up in my dash for forever

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mom i dont wanna go to school i dont feel good
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mom i dont wanna go to school i dont feel good

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